July 15th, 2014
One thing that an older woman knows and knows quite well is that any pair of legs and feet, no matter how sexy, looks even sexier encased in a pair of nylons. It doesn’t matter if they’re pantyhose or stockings, nude or colored, sheer or semi-sheer. Those nylons add an air of sexy mystery to any feet and legs.
That’s why I always wear mine when wearing skirts or dresses. One never knows when one might run into a man with a foot fetish, after all.
And let me tell you, boys, I do so love it when I find a foot fetishist. Foot worship is high on my list of wonderful ways to waste away an evening, so when I find a man who’s both willing and skilled…well, let’s just say that I can’t help my heart racing a bit.
Of course, I find that the proper amount of enthusiasm can cover a number of sins in the “ability” department. So if you’re not sure how to properly perform foot worship, I’m willing to teach you if you’re open to instruction. All you have to do is call me, Eddy, for some foot fetish phone sex. I don’t know about you, but I’m really looking forward to it!
July 7th, 2014
As you can imagine, an old swinger like me gets around a lot. That means I see all kinds of people, day in and day out. Some are more “normal,” while others are a bit more out there.
Some of my favorite people I’ve met in that time have been cuckolds. I’ve made my feelings about cucks quite clear, I think. They’re so much fun to play with, and I have yet to meet a single one whom I didn’t like.
There is a specific subset of cuckolds, though, whom I don’t think get enough recognition for how much fun they are. I am, of course, talking about sissy cuckolds.
Most of the time, we talk about cuckolds and sissies as though they’re two separate categories of men altogether. But the truth is that there is plenty of overlap between the two. Men who like being cuckolded often like being feminized as well, and the reverse is also true.
Sissy cucks are some of my favorite people, though, because they so easily adapt to any role you put them in. Want them to be girly little cocksuckers? They’re ready for that. Want them to watch while you demonstrate the proper way to take a big cock? They’re up for that, too. There’s not much they’re not willing to try at least once, to tell you the truth.
If you’re a sissy, a cuckold, or a sissy cuck who needs someone to talk to, why not give me, Mrs. Doloris, a call?
June 24th, 2014
As a BBW phone sex girl, I get a lot of pleasure out of being bigger than most of the guys I play with. I’m not sure why, but it really turns me on for some reason.
So when a guy asks me if I’m into giantess fantasies, I can’t help but say yes!
It’s nice being larger than you guys under circumstances, but in the world of giantess fantasies, I can grow to epic proportions! Or I can shrink you guys and stay the same size myself. Either way works pretty well, in my opinion. As long as I’m really big in comparison to you, I can do whatever I want, whenever I want, and you just have to go along with it like a good boy.
But I’m sure you don’t mind that, do you?
So if I want to take you for a ride in my bra, nestled between my two huge, pillowy tits, or if I want to go on a Godzilla-type rampage through your town (or anything in between), there’s nothing you can do but accept it. Which, I’m sure, is what you wanted the whole time, yes?
Want to talk about your giantess fantasies? Call me, Desiree, right now, and let’s get started!
June 16th, 2014
If you go through the toybox that I keep under my king-size bed, you’ll find that I have a large number of toys–and a wide variety as well. You can find just about anything you can possibly imagine in there, and I enjoy using every one of the tools of my trade whenever I have the opportunity.
That doesn’t mean I don’t have my favorites, though. And to tell you the truth, my absolute favorite is my strap on. I enjoy using it on my girlfriend and also on any of the guys I play with. Sometimes, we switch it up, and she uses it on me. Then, other times, she and I might bring a guy into our bedroom to play with together and pound him on both ends with our strap ons. (Yes, I have two, just for this particular purpose.)
Are you a lover of strap on play? Or, if you’ve never tried it before, would you like to be? I assure you, there’s no one better than a bisexual mature phone sex lady who’s been on both the giving and the receiving ends of strap on sex many, many times to give you the most mind-blowing experience of your life.
So what are you waiting for? Give me, Ms. Lisa, a call right now.
June 13th, 2014
Hey there, boys! (Sissy boys, especially!) How are all of you doing today?
Me, I’m doing great! It’s partly because I went on this awesome shopping spree yesterday where I got a whole bunch of cute new outfits and lingerie (and also swimsuits because, yay, summer!). So today, while I was looking over all my new purchases–because I was way too tired last night when I got home to do it then, LOL–I couldn’t help but think of how much my sissies would enjoy something like this, too.
So once that occurred to me, I decided I’d sit down and write a blog, inviting all my sissies on a shopping trip. I wanted to share my joy, you know.
When you give me a call to get your sissy phone sex fix today, just tell me that you want to go on a shopping spree, and we’ll totally do it. And who knows what might happen when we get back? Maybe one of my sexy girlfriends or hot studs will come over to visit when we get home. I bet you’d love to show off your newly-gotten outfits in front of an audience, wouldn’t you?
Just call me, Casey, right now, and you can have all that and then some!
June 2nd, 2014
It should come as no surprise to you that, as a BBW phone sex Granny, I know a lot about food. And one of the things that I know VERY well about it is that you don’t always have to eat food in order to get plenty of enjoyment out of it…especially if you’re the creative type. (And I am.)
Men who have a food fetish or a wet and messy (WAM) fetish already know what I’m talking about. They know how exciting it can be to use food in its more…unconventional…senses.
It can be something as simple as me drizzling chocolate syrup over my feet (or other parts of me) so that you can lick it off, or it can be something as obscure as pie-sitting or cake-sitting. I can adapt to all sorts of WAM-type situations and enjoy every single one of them.
What kind of food fetish fantasies do you have? Wouldn’t you like to share them with Granny Sydney? If so, it’s very easy to do. Just give me a call, give the dispatcher your info, and tell her you’d like to speak with me. She’ll have us on the line together in no time, and you can confess all your food fantasies to me!
May 26th, 2014
If there’s one thing I know a lot about, it’s teasing! Mostly because it’s something I’ve done for years, LOL.
I know that the best way to get what I want from a man is to get him hard and ask him for it. Or tell him he’s going to give it to me. Either way! So that’s what I always do, no matter what it takes. I bet you can imagine just how wild teasing phone sex can be with me now that you know that little piece of information, huh?
Like I said, I always get boys all worked up. Sometimes, I let them cum in the end, but sometimes, I use tease and denial to my advantage. If I don’t let him cum, he’ll be fixated on it until he talks to me again. And the more he thinks about me, the more likely he’ll be to do whatever I want the next time I talk to him….
You can see how this works, right?
I’ve also been known to use ruined orgasms to a good effect, too. It perfectly splits the difference between letting a man cum and not letting him cum. Technically, he gets off, but it’s so unsatisfying that he might as well not have!
So tell me…how bad do you wanna play? Actually, no, don’t *tell* me. Call me, Miss Mallory, right now and SHOW me!
May 19th, 2014
I get a particular pleasure out of playing with crossdressing men. I believe it’s because I have an understanding with them. They worship women so much that they want to look and act a woman. Any man whose mind works that way is all right with Me.
So what do I do with all these little sissy phone sex whores? Why, anything I please! They do tend to be very malleable if only one knows how to handle them.
If you’re a crossdresser, I might just decide to turn you into my little salon sissy, spending time with you getting your hair and nails and makeup done.
On the other hand, if I think you’re more of the slutty type, you might find yourself on the receiving end of some strap on sex. It all depends on what I decide you need.
Want to know what Mrs. Gladys thinks you need, you dirty little slut? There’s really only one way to find out, and that’s by calling the number listed below and asking for me. I have the lingerie just waiting, my dear….
May 12th, 2014
What’s up, losers? I’m Sheridan, your Humiliatrix extraordinaire. I hope you’re ready for what you’re about to get from me because God knows you deserve it!
The only men who get sex or sexual attention from me are the ones with big dicks, bigger wallets, and loads of charisma. Since you have none of these things, the only thing you’re going to get from me is scorn and laughter. Well, for as long as I can be bothered with it. When I get bored with you, you won’t even get that.
But that’s what you want, isn’t it? You already know that you don’t deserve the attention of a beautiful, perfect girl like me. So you aspire to the one thing you know that you can get: humiliation phone sex.
I will annihilate your ego and then stomp all over the remains. And that’s just the beginning. I’ll leave you crying and broken while I nonchalantly polish my nails.
You’ve had “humiliation” in the past. Now experience the real thing with me.
Call me, bitches.